Friday, June 10, 2005

Stories from the village (3)



A very brief field guide to the essentials: beaches and lingo.

Beaches

- North Bondi: media snobs
- South Bondi: strictly tourists
- Far South Bondi: highest incident of toplessness
- Tamarama (a.k.a. "glamorama"): glistening gays and strong undertow
- Bronte: for those who pack sandwiches for the day

Lingo

- bathers: swimsuit
- dag: loser
- long white: cafe au lait
- pash: make out (as in kiss)
- spunk: hottie

And nary a "g'day, mate" in sight.

(from Daily Candy, thanks Kathryn)

Now you are all prepared and ready to go !

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